This week’s Brief Whispers is a departure from the norm into something to make you laugh or at least giggle. For the record, I had two Monday’s and a double dose of Wednesday so a good chuckle is definitely in order! Here are some quotes you’ll find amusing and hopefully with a never-ending half glass…ciao!

“Eagles soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.” Steven Wright

“I don’t want yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell the truth, even if it costs them their jobs.” Samuel Goldwyn

“Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders.” Sloan Wilson

“The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.” Anonymous

“The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.” Confucius

“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” Oscar Wilde

“The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate you away from those who are still undecided.” Casey Stengel

“Every strike brings me closer to the next home run.” Babe Ruth

“Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people’s drama, repeat these word: Not my circus, not my monkeys.” Polish Proverb

“Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men–the other 999 follow women.” Groucho Marx

“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.” Robert Bloch

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So when you mail it in at the end of your day today, just think of all the fun and laughter you have with your family and friends and for goodness sake, don’t pee on yourself this weekend.

 

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